I'm always getting busted by my friends for spitting gum on the ground. "Stop littering!" they say. But I can't help it, gum is just one of those things you can't wait to spit out once all the flavor is gone. Besides, "...it turns to rocks," is what I like to respond with.
Of course it doesn't, but I think it's a funny thing to say. And plus, it would be great to think that some archaeologist 500 years from now would be confused as hell as to why he can't figure out the sedimentary composition of some chewed up Big Red.
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