Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Champion of the Day: Full Force Man

Congratulations to that guy I saw walking his dog on 40th. Your pit bull looked very tough and menacing, but you, sir, were anything but. That macho 80s look you were sporting made you stick out more than a camel toe sticks in. Your shiny jheri curl, your Gargoyle sunglasses, your puffy white shirt, and baggy super-tapered pants had me thinking you were getting ready to meet up with the other members of Full Force.

For making me hope you were dressed that way because you, Ozone, and Special K were putting on a breakdance show to save the local youth center, you are the champion of the day.

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