Wow. What can I say? That was really brilliant of you to not turn off your ringer during our friends' wedding. When the bride and groom were staring lovingly into each other's eyes as they recited their vows, I thought there was nothing in the world that could ruin that perfect moment. Boy, was I wrong.
What was that polyphonic melody that echoed through the chapel? Was it Bouganville? Or Futuristico? Retroverse, maybe? At least it wasn't the cell phone version of Baby Got Back.
Even more classy than your cell phone ringing was the fact that you let it ring TWICE. Simply amazing. Who could possibly be calling you that didn't know you were OUT OF TOWN AT A WEDDING? Seriously, screw you lady.
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