Champion of the Day: Not-Paying-Attention Bike Guy

So are you a vehicle or a pedestrian? When all the cars stopped to let me cross the street, little did I know you’d ignore the stopped traffic and come blazing past them headed in my direction. Apparently the rules of neither man nor machine applied to whatever metallic/biological douche bag you’d become. Luckily, I was cognizant enough to freeze in my tracks to let you whizz past me, thus avoiding a collision I’m sure you would have ended up on the better side of. Still, why even ride down a busy street like Piedmont Ave. when any of the sidestreets would have proven easier to navigate?